Toy Story

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So today at work, we found this backpack...

When we'd stopped quaking in a corner, we embarked on a quest for / googled the most ridiculous children's toys out there...

Donald What-the-f**k!

Now we know why Wolverine's so angry all the time: this little known secondary mutation.

So apparently this is a sled with elongated handle. Why, what were you thinking?

Yes, we CAN shave the baby. OR we could take it to a qualified medic since it clearly has some kind of horrendous hormonal disorder... we like that the manufacturers have taken the trouble to extend the hair to the sides of its torso in the form of some hirsute braces because simply giving it pubes would be grotesque. Hairy ankles are cute, apparently...

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