I'm Getting Married In The Morning...

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The date set for the royal nuptials next April, the question on everyone's lips has been what will leading lady Kate Middleton be wearing for the wedding?

SO here at Rokit HQ in the interests of responding to pressing current affairs issues such as these, we have decided to have a little poke around our online bridal section and rate the contenders should Kate decide to go vintage for the big day...

First up, this so-eighties-it-hurts number, complete with baby pink appliqued design and ruffled neckline for full marshmallowy effect. Positively frilling. Badum Tsch. Odds 10/1 she'll wear it, rising to 20/1 if she chooses to team it with one of those little quilted white lace hearts on a ribbon wristband, made from the offcuts from Princess Di's desecrated wedding dress.

We live in modern times people, so how about this racy red number with odds of 2/1? Hell it might even earn Kate a spot on one of this particular Rokit web hag's favourite sites, Tacky Weddings...

Last but by no means least at 25/1, this lovely white lace fifties number with classic hourglass enhancing shape and cap sleeves. Not sure about the length (or lack thereof) though, bearing in mind the winning dress will probably have to sweep dramatically down the aisle at Westminster Abbey. Still at least she wouldn't trip on her hem.

Lovely stuff. Keep an eye out as the big day approaches for Great British Street Party style and Wedding Guest sections. Ding dong!